Garage sex

Radom promiscuity in dwellings that are not your own.

"Hey Thalia, lets go have some garage sex!"

by UM. September 5, 2013

Ghost Sex

When ur ass disappears after sex and u run down the street yelling "I'm a ghost ghost ghost" like Redman from How High

Man, I had to Ghost Sex that bitch last night

by DarkShadowJuggalo October 1, 2021

Hawaiian Monkey Sex

When you shit into a coconut and then proceed to bang it, bonus points if you draw a face on it.

Dude 1: bro did you here about what Tyler did?
Dude 2: no.
Dude 1: he was having hawaiian monkey sex.

by darknest555 April 12, 2022

sex

something you have never had

or the gender of your non existant girlfriend

MAN I LOVE SEX
MY SEX IS NOT FEMALE SORRY

by anonymous June 26, 2022

Chipmunk sex

Chipmunk sex is when you put your testicles in someone's mouth.

Yummy balls 👍

"Hey Winds, ever had chipmunk sex?"

by Emoji.gg_Member January 23, 2023

NATIONAL SEX DAY

the day when everyone finds a partner and have sex

person 1:did you attend national sex day?
person 2:sorry i was born 9 months after

by lololololololololololol1234 October 7, 2019

sex ed

I'm 12 now and I don't think we need this, everyone knows what's going on

The first time I've heard about sex is when I was 8
I know what's eat pizza, chary ,STD and so on, like, come on just look it up on google!
btw, Wikipedia and the boys in my classes are my sex ed teachers

the most important, it's embarrassing to talk about pp and peach for a whole lesson

me : why is there sex ed?
my friend : to teach you about sex.
me : of course I know what that is. but we don't need to learn about that, like, you know, I know, she knows, he knows, they know, we all know what is it and how does it works.
my friend : there must be someone who don't know
me : yeah... you're right

oh and I'm a part of LGBTQ+ so... thanks Wiki!

by 17 is me life is bullshit June 11, 2020