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pull a baker

a joke made based off of hannah baker’s death, where she slit her wrists in her bathtub
person 1: “i haven’t watched 13 reasons why but i wanna pull a baker”
person 2: “what’s that?”
by hey im here September 24, 2022
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Pulling a Phelps

Abruptly walking away from a group like a pure asshole without saying anything.
I'm pulling a Phelps because this chick is so fat.
by ClubTest November 7, 2011
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Pulling a Ricky G

To attend an event that you know you will either not return to at anytime in the future or be invited back to so you take the opportunity to not give a single fuck.
Pulling a Ricky G: based on Ricky Gervais hosting the 2019 Golden Globes Award: You'll be pleased to know this is the last time I'm hosting these awards, so I don't care anymore. I'm joking. I never did. I'm joking, I never did. NBC clearly don't care either — fifth time. I mean, Kevin Hart was fired from the Oscars for some offensive tweets — hello?

Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English and they've no idea what Twitter is, so I got offered this gig by fax. Let's go out with a bang, let's have a laugh at your expense. Remember, they're just jokes. We're all gonna die soon and there's no sequel, so remember that.
by ThatIrishLadFromCork January 6, 2020
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Pulling an isaac

To ejaculate into your very own mouth after busting a nut.
Mum: hey what’s that in ur mouth?
Daquan: im pulling an isaac, it’s abit salty today.
by Sir long Shlong February 8, 2021
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Pulled a Kruziik

Hitting yourself in the forehead with a dildo
"Hahaha, he stuck a dildo to his own forehead..totally pulled a Kruziik"
by absolutelynotbec January 23, 2020
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pulling an ian

When you're out with friends and suddenly disappear and are no where to be found
Hey, i think charles is pulling an ian!
by ttenbor May 2, 2015
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Pulled an Owen

The act of closing your locker too early with important stuff still inside
Me: *Closes locker with ID still inside (needs ID)
Also Me: FUCK I DID IT AGAIN
Friend: Oh you Pulled an Owen? what a fkn tard you are
by DatBoiTommyD69 June 17, 2024
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