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National send nudes day

On April 29th you need to send nudes to the hottest guy/girl you know
by Johnny_sins-63926 April 29, 2022
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national kidnap days

national kidnap days happens every single day of any year with 2 or 5 or 0 in it
OH MY GOD THIS YEAR IS 2025 I CAN ALLWAYS KIDNAP MY BESTIE WESTIE FOR THIS YEAR!!!!!!! or YAY ITS NATIONAL KIDNAP DAYS!
by li'l brush + li'l pan March 3, 2025
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National Abby Sends Nudes Day

Est. May 1st. They day where everyone named Abby must pay their yearly tax for being named Abby and show what they got to a person they admire.
Fuck, I forgot it is National Abby Sends Nudes Day. Who's gonna be the lucky soul this year. - Abby
by Greg761 April 28, 2023
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National Ketchup Day

Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup

Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok
by Despacito Eater 333 October 28, 2019
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National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023
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National piss on your parents lawn day

This day falls on January 1st.

Start your year off with proving who's the boss.
Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss
by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020
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