Resting crotch face

The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.

“Yo, I’d watch out for Irene today. She’s got resting crotch face.”

by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025

rat face

when you are obbsessed with rats

your a rat face

by livysalvatore49 August 6, 2021

Banana face

A chinese that is seemingly unable to speak to write in chinese, giving the appearance of a banana (yellow on the outside white on the inside) but is actually, really, just another chinese.

Characteristics include but not limited to :
1. Bougie appearance (may or may not actually be)
2. Speaks only English even though proficient in other languages

3. Exceptionally friendly with everyone (relative to Chinese counterparts)

Damn this girl a banana face, we be speaking chinese the whole time but she be pretending.

by Treeleggedchair April 23, 2019

letter box face

when a person has a very square, broad face and a very wide mouth they are said to have a letter box face. This is because their square shaped head looks like a door, and their mouth would be the letter box. If a man has a large beard,aswell as a letter box face, they would also have a welcome mat.

"his mouth is so wide and his face is so square that he looks a bit like a letter box." said jill.
"yeah he has a letter box face." said mollie
"and he also has a long beard" said jill
" thats his welcome mat" said mollie

by kirk lizard 3 December 30, 2008

Fresh Face Fetish

Fresh Face Fetish refers to a sexual attraction to adults who are clearly new to sex — inexperienced, unsure of themselves, maybe even a little nervous or awkward. It’s not about age or looks, but about the energy of someone who doesn’t yet know what they’re doing and is still figuring it all out. The appeal lies in their hesitation, curiosity, and the raw, unpolished way they approach intimacy. There's something deeply arousing about being part of someone's very first steps — watching them stumble, blush, or ask if they’re doing it right — all while they slowly open up and grow more confident.

I have a huge fresh face fetish — there's just something incredibly hot about a grown man who's nervous, doesn't quite know what he's doing, and is just starting to explore sex for the first time.

by plzenskybizar May 10, 2025

Fuck in the Face

1. When someone makes you a scapegoat for something in front of an audience or team for which you take the fall.

Worker 1: how did the presentation go?
Worker 2: My boss didn't support my idea, it was a fuck in the face

by Teh Hoe January 6, 2012

multi-facing

having more than one facebook account in your name.

She was totally multi-facing in order to have a bigger Mafia on Mafia-Wars!

OR

I can't belive that she multi-faces in order for her to keep her friends and co-workers seperate on facebook!

by The Crock Pot December 21, 2009