Dog Pet Spider

The result of spraying a spider with nature’s miracle advanced and it growing in size and getting cute

Damn, that’s a sweet dog pet spider. Does he like to go on walks?

by Junk lung February 22, 2021

Dog Dancer

An ancient quote used by many to describe clatty bastards throughout the omagh tech community.

For example, shape of thon black leon with a5 rims, 'bit of a dog dancer he is'

by Malachy99 March 25, 2016

seamus the dog

A decent sized hairy Wiener💯💯

Person 7:wow you wiener is so long and hari
Person3:I know right feel how soft he is
Person7:wow that pretty nice
Seamus the dog:I know I'm soft bitch

by Listen Linda December 25, 2016

Dog

Someone you can rely on, who will love you for their whole life and who you will mourn at death. A friend for life. A source of allergies in bad people. Opposite of a cat.

I love my Dog. She will love me forever and i love her.

by DemonicEntity April 12, 2022

Hot Dog Man

Hot Dog Man:

A person who seems suspicious for a specific crime, yet has no evidence pointing to them.

I didn't do it, I'm straight hot dog man, bro!

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023

Dog

A hairy human that's humps you.

My dog was put down.

by A offline gamer November 8, 2022

Fossil dog

An old ass dog, usually from aged 10 and up the same dog you've had since you were in 1st grade.

"Damn how old is your dog it looks like a fossil"

"Yep its a fossil dog"

by meletonian April 13, 2024