Dog vomit

my dog just threw up all over my fucking chair wtf. Little fucker is not gonna have any food tonight.

That little bitch there is dog vomit everywhere

by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020

i dond dog

"I dond dog" is a word used by the phat thicc YouTuber Anomaly who recently fucked his dad, and just tweeted "i didnt fuck my papa. i didnt cum on my papa. i didnt put my dick anywhere near my papa."

Papanomaly Hi son, im home.
Anomaly **hiding**
Papanomaly Let's fuck right away!!
Anomaly No, i just lost 1 million subscribers in 24 hours, i dond dog any more!
Papanomaly NONI?!!?!?!

by hiddeNcs May 15, 2019

sex with dog

If someone says to you “sex with dog” you much immediately respond with “dog with sex” or the other person must chop off your dick.

Person 1: Sex with dog
Person 2: DOG WITH SEXXXX

by anonymous March 9, 2021

Whispering the dog

The physical act of love making.

I'd rather be whispering the dog with her.

by SB51 September 22, 2021

Washing the dog

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.

I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me

by anonymous June 28, 2022

Dog dick

A young man so full of hormones, horniness and desire he gets over 12 erections a day and is constantly trying to get with women. Like a male dog would chase a female dog in heat. Not to be confused with a manwhore, dog dick is more of a trait of a manwhore could have.

Z; "I think John is a manwhore he constantly just wants to have sex."
P: "He's still young and got that dog dick in him, he'll grow out of it."

by PRIVATEBERRYLEMON October 22, 2023

dog cereal

When your aim is absolute trash

“Bro what are you doing, your aim is dog cereal”

by Ironangel February 14, 2024