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Theory of Balls

The theory of balls states that all living things have some sort of ball shaped organ or segment in their body. This can range from cells, bacteria, or even testicles.
“Hey have you heard of The Theory of Balls?”
“No what’s that?”
“It’s a theory that all living things have balls”
by anonymous September 7, 2021
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balls

two things you probably dont have because your to scared to ask a girl out
guy 1: Im going to ask my crush out

guy 2: you dont have the balls to ask her
by jdfjjgor September 5, 2021
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Balls to the Wall

A term originally coined in 1557, it means going in deep and hard. The term was originally used to refer to being balls deep (hence the plural "balls" to the singular "wall"), but was later "christianized," with most of the original history forgotten and replaced with steam engines, and eventually fighter planes.
He had me balls to the wall of my tight asshole.
Or
In that gloryhole, I was balls to the wall, and boi howdy, it was worth it.
by Calcifer from Oly June 15, 2022
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Irish Bowling Ball

Two fingers in Jameson and then in the vagina, thumb in baileys then anal. Jameson is the spike baileys for lube
by aeSteve August 1, 2020
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my ball

an analogy to refer to a girl one likes or takes interest in
DDG: Ay, That’s my ball!
Me: She was just hanging out with me, she’s my ball now.
by Yuno Ball May 30, 2025
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My balls itch so bad

My balls itch so bad, bro

Me too
Let's itch each other's balls
Aaaa I'm nutting !
by Bucketissupercoolexclamation December 4, 2023
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tazer yall ball sack

by #so_funny_yea_nvm January 27, 2023
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