The day where boobs must be celebrated! The internet definition date of National Boob Day is August 2.
by luna is my dog jack is my cat August 4, 2021

homie 1: yo sug happy birthday!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?
homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?
homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!
by abcdefjhijk May 22, 2024

On the 4th of august, anyone who can twerk should do it and record it. You should definitely send it to someone too.
by Swerve56 August 4, 2021

"THE LEADER OF THE VERN NATION IS FULL OF RATS AND SCHEMERS AND TOADS BRO!" -Brent, AKA King of Skill
by SerialDesignation N January 25, 2024

May 1st is the day where you must shit one self profusely, up until the point where your pants are overflowing with shit.
1: Hey are your pants filled with shit too, since its National Shit Yourself Day?
2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
2: Yeah, man what about you?
1: It's a river down there
by poopiefart123 November 1, 2021

National end a situationship day occurs on November 25. Boys just love to end situationships a month before Christmas. Is it to save money? Who knows.
“We should stay friends, I don’t see this going anywhere”
“I should’ve seen this coming, it’s November 25, National end a situationship day”
“I should’ve seen this coming, it’s November 25, National end a situationship day”
by Lattlelikesloa November 25, 2024
