Prarie Dogging

When you have to shit so bad it slides in and out of your ass.

Dad stop the car, I'm Prarie Dogging!

by Bosses 1969 September 25, 2015

Dumb Dog

A tall bald man usually an electrician who is useless at most things.

Did you see that Dumb Dog? He couldn’t even tie his shoelaces properly

by Maddog 360 May 21, 2021

Top dog

Leader, especially in a prison where the top boy is called a Top dog.

Can't be selling drugs in prison without going through the Top dog.

by Loverditgdi December 29, 2019

The Dogs Were Barking

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley

John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!

by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011

Dogs Meow

Basically saying someone or something is acting a massive fool and annoying tge fuck outta everyone else.

“Like I’m listening to motha-fuckin’ dogs meow”

- Slim Shadt

by ElGecko January 15, 2023

Dogging

Laying around like a bunch of dogs, being lazy, hanging out

Pawpaw: Hey Zoe, what did you do this weekend?
Zoe: Nothing, I was just dogging.

by Peepappy August 15, 2024

Chili Cheese Dog

When you have dick cheese (formally known as smegma) and a girl shits on your dick during anal to make a chili cheese dog.

I told you some girls like dick cheese, she made me a chili cheese dog last night!

by My moist is critical October 22, 2024