when somebody(one of your friends,neighbor,or someone you dont give a fuck about)cums and kicks you in the ass
You fucker, you deserve a kick-ass
by dil d oh May 13, 2005

A trend among some Tumblr users where they invent a dumb definition for their URL and pretend someone on Urban Dictionary actually posted it. Usually they sound very narcissistic and is quite obvious that they were made by none other than the person who posted them. Most of the other users can't stand them and actively make fun of them.
Person #1: Hey, have you seen what somebody wrote about that Tumblr user on Urban Dictionary?
Person #2: That's clearly such a fake-ass definition, like no one would ever say that about them without being paid or seriously obsessed!
Person #2: That's clearly such a fake-ass definition, like no one would ever say that about them without being paid or seriously obsessed!
by Actionables June 28, 2014

by Zolaaaaa-the-idiot January 25, 2018

When you eat pop rocks and they don’t go off in your mouth. So when you take a shit it sounds like firecrackers in your toilet.
Dude, Jarron I heard a lot of popping in the bathroom, what happened?
Jarron: I just the casual ass crackle pop
Jarron: I just the casual ass crackle pop
by Tmilla February 3, 2021

A guess. An impulsive thought not worth consideration. A sarcastic remark about the origin of an item.
"I just pulled an idea out of my ass." "I pulled that theory out of my ass." "Where did i find it? I pulled it out of my ass."
by Undun May 21, 2015

by rellz November 28, 2015

A annoying girl with a flat ass
by Charlie523 March 13, 2017
