The best type of dog in the universe. It's way better to name your dog this than Brandi. Dog Kirk's are amazing animals. They are fun, loving, and super cute. Everyone loves a Dog Kirk.
by Kirk FTW January 1, 2012
Get the Dog Kirkmug. by pipibanditi August 1, 2022
Get the dogsmug. 
Dogs are humans lifeline, they are basically the blood rushing through or body when it comes to happiness! Don't have a dog? Get one! Chihuahuas are the tank in a army with dogs, they have sharp teeth that can penetrate through almost anything! Big dogs act weak and frail while tiny dogs act like they are the boss! I love dogs, so you should too! Unless you have a cat, that's the dogs worst enemy!
by Peanut the Chihuahua May 26, 2023
Get the Dogsmug. by Bingo690 August 1, 2022
Get the Dogsmug. To make the Swiss Dog you must acquire these ingredients:
A Park Grill
Hot Dogs
Thin sliced Swiss Cheese
Hamburger buns
A knife
Mustard
Step One: Start Grill
Step Two: Cut open hot dog down the middle on one side and stuff it with thinly sliced Swiss cheese
Step Three: Lay dogs up right so that cheese doesn’t fall out onto the already lit Grill
Step Four: Once done take a bottom bun from a hamburger bun and grab the fucker off the grill lay some spicy ass mustard on that bitch.
Step 5: Enjoy it like your on Deathrow.
A Park Grill
Hot Dogs
Thin sliced Swiss Cheese
Hamburger buns
A knife
Mustard
Step One: Start Grill
Step Two: Cut open hot dog down the middle on one side and stuff it with thinly sliced Swiss cheese
Step Three: Lay dogs up right so that cheese doesn’t fall out onto the already lit Grill
Step Four: Once done take a bottom bun from a hamburger bun and grab the fucker off the grill lay some spicy ass mustard on that bitch.
Step 5: Enjoy it like your on Deathrow.
Person 1: Hey want to come camping and make some Swiss dogs?
Person 2: I would absolutely love to down some Swiss dogs tonight!
Person 2: I would absolutely love to down some Swiss dogs tonight!
by Member.dic April 12, 2023
Get the Swiss dogmug. The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.
Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”
Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”
Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”
Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”
Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”
Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”
Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”
Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”
by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024
Get the Dog Engagement Theorymug.