Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.

"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"

by Mastro-K April 24, 2016

your face

a cuuss word to make some one sad

a boy says whoes that another replies with your face

by cus January 6, 2022

face

A perfectly normal thing, fuck you rein

This is a face

by fuckrein January 26, 2025

triangle on a face

whatever you have on your face that forms a triangle makes you gay. (ex: moles, pimples, beauty marks etc.)

I have never seen a triangle on a face until I met Toto. He must be gay.

by ma-sa lu boris December 23, 2024

Pull Your Face In

Mostly said on the East Coast of Australia: Used when someone says or does something out of line, just check yourself there mate that's a bit retarded.

Simon that's enough out of you, either pull your face in or get fucked.

by Pull Brain April 5, 2017

You look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

A flat faced person with no defining features. Big round flat face. Painful looking smile. Unattractive profile. Great insult for a low quality human.

You are so ugly, you look like you've been hit in the face with a frying pan.

by Shelly Full of Regrets June 7, 2023

Two faced

When someone acts friendly to your face but the moment u turn your back they talk shit about u

Tiffany: I cant believe Nathans girlfriend would go with him his so ugly. (Sees Nathan on the other aile) Oh hey Nathan how are u doing buddy.
Me and my friend: shes so two faced

by I hate Walmart August 22, 2018