Somebody: Did you hear about Carl's bouncy dead dog?
Somebody else: No, was his dead dog really bouncing?
Somebody else: No, was his dead dog really bouncing?
by Mrs. Doggy August 22, 2022
Get the bouncy dead dog mug.The cutest dog in the whole word. She is so cute in fact, that people stop her lovely owner in the street just to pet her.
She always smells amazing and her nipples are a normal size.
She always smells amazing and her nipples are a normal size.
Person 1: Wow! that australian labradoodle is so cute UwU
Person 2: Thats Samba the Dog. Everyone in ends knows her becuase she is so adorable.
Person 1: Wow! i really want to pet Samba the Dog. She is way cuter then my english pointer Maddy
Person 2: Thats Samba the Dog. Everyone in ends knows her becuase she is so adorable.
Person 1: Wow! i really want to pet Samba the Dog. She is way cuter then my english pointer Maddy
by HarryMayes June 27, 2019
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Get the Angry Dogs mug.when (generally) two guys and one girl get together for a Threesome™ , with the female sandwiched in the middle, 1 male lying on his back and one male lying on top of the girl on his stomach. the bottom male takes the ass and neck and the top male takes . everything else
me: dude,, that dream i had last night was so weird,, i almost had a triple dog dodger with frank and gerard
person: no way!
person: no way!
by silentinletrees April 23, 2018
Get the triple dog dodger mug.dog water is a way of saying something is trash. something isn't working right? it's dog water. someone is being fake? they're dog water. dog water can be used in many ways and referring to almost anything.
*someone does something stupid*
Madi: you're literal dog water that's why you have no funds with your dollar tree headset and why you have no pr you're cheaper than dollar tree with a one dollar off coupon *continues on with insults*
Madi: you're literal dog water that's why you have no funds with your dollar tree headset and why you have no pr you're cheaper than dollar tree with a one dollar off coupon *continues on with insults*
by dumb mewtwo February 9, 2021
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Get the zuu dog mug.A dog that has humped multiple people and has lost its virginity so many times that it just sucks its cock for pleasure then eats it's tale and smells like shit.
Owner: “Omfg, that dog is so annoying he tries to ask me out then show his muscles.”
The dog: “meow.”
The dog: “meow.”
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