face hiroshima

When something is so stupid that you go back in time to punch the Hiroshima bomb with your face.

Ryan: Lying people are the most honest.
Sam: *Face Hiroshimas*
Ryan: ...WTF!!!!!????

by ZeusTheCoolest January 16, 2019

Flip-face

When your face in a mirror or selfie looks drastically better in reality. People who look bad in selfies but good in real life do not have this condition.

“I thought he was hot, but it was a bad case of flip-face. Not cute in person at all”

“I learned I had flip-face when I turned off front camera mirroring. Now I don’t even recognize myself.”

by WorstC4se August 11, 2022

Old Faceful

The act of cumming a massive load into someone’s mouth with someone you see regularly, similar to how Old Faithfuls geysers erupt every 44 minutes to an hour

Yeah, I gave Jenny and Old Faceful. It’s getting pretty serious between us.

by Anjorific January 13, 2025

square face cat

A person that has a square face when they cry. there cry sounds like a cat as in (square face cat)

(Cecil)- “holy fok lena your right big ”
(Lena)- “no I’m not stop saying that”

(Cecil)- “you’re big as fuck”

(Lena) - cries and sounds like a cat and makes a funny face when she cries (square face cat).

by Bumblebeetuna April 14, 2024

That face

The face you make when you are trying to be corky and awkward

Friend: “ Want to take a picture?”
You: sure

Weird moment of silence: ...
You and that face: ✌🏼😗✌🏼😗

by Zywvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba October 23, 2019

Face-butthole

Someone who spews an inordinate amount of shit from their mouth has a face-butthole.

Your face-butthole smells like you’ve been eating cat shit all day.

by MileHighHose August 6, 2019

Copy-Paste Face

When someone's face is exactly the same in every one of their photos/selfies they have a "copy-paste face". It's as if someone cut out their face from one photo and pasted it in every other photo.

Barb: look at my photos from my vacation in Vegas, Sharon! I had so much fun.
Sharon: *looks at photos* I'm sorry to tell ya, Barb. But you have a copy-paste face. You look exactly the same in every photo!

by Chocolaitchipcookie September 21, 2016