The pinnacle of everything wrong that comes to mind when you think of teens. Violent cunts, shitty educational standards, the black market and it has a hideous green colour scheme to top it all off. This school has you covered.
by LORD MASHIE January 30, 2020
Get the Trinity Bay State High School mug.A wonderful place in the suburbs of Pittsburg full of gays and retards. If you affiliate with the prior mentioned group head on down to cafe 321 more commonly know as the the sped shed/Chrome dome. But if you like P.E then you’ll love the teacher Snortin’ Morton who was arrested for possession of crack Cocaine, but can you really blame him for having to deal with a bunch of stupid ass kids all day. If your a young liberal this place is just for you. Most of the teachers aren’t big fans of the Commander and Chief. In addition to everything else mentioned you’ll find it to be quite the bubble with a ton of rich people. The kids here I would say are also pretty basic and stereotypical of what you think and rich high school is like. So if like extreme pressure for academic successes step on into the bubble of Upper Saint Clair HS.
by Poopeater96 October 7, 2019
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by JeffJonezZz July 31, 2009
Get the High Fructose Corn Syrup Father mug.Catholic school but for crackheads. Uniforms are super strict, and the communal lanyards are important for student's survival. They also blocked iMessage on the wifi, which is some wild shit. Kids who go here are insane, some of the most wild people you'll meet. They manage to be somehow smart and so dumb sometimes.
John: Wow, did you know Marlene goes to Seton Catholic Preparatory High School?
Casey: She'd probably destroy you in any debate, but still fun at parties.
John: Noted.
Casey: She'd probably destroy you in any debate, but still fun at parties.
John: Noted.
by hellofellowkids June 5, 2019
Get the Seton Catholic Preparatory High School mug.A school with some smart kids. Many of them think they are so cool and popular, so of course they flunk all of their classes. Kids make out in the hallway daily, and it just gets disgusting. on occasion, some teachers are decent, but most seem like they got their diploma from a sewer. Just letting you know, if you go to this school, good luck passing, if your one of those "Cool kids" Also, our football team sucks actual ASS.
by Kara4President October 25, 2018
Get the Warren Hills Regional High school mug.A catholic high school located in Woodstock, Illinois. The only reason we go here is because we believe it gives us a better education, even though its super expensive. We all suck at sports and everyone here is retarded cause of our school system. The only good thing here are the french fries in the cafeteria.
Bob: Did you hear about the state championship that Marian Central Catholic High School won?
Joe: *silence*
Bob: Yeah, me neither.
Joe: *silence*
Bob: Yeah, me neither.
by twogayniggaskissing July 6, 2018
Get the marian central catholic high school mug.full of rich nicotine addicted white kids (only like 4 black kids in the whole school) who like to act gangster and say fuck 12 while vaping in the school bathrooms then going home to their million dollar household and being a cunt to their parents then throwing a fit when they get they're shit taken away for being a little faggot. they also like to say nigga a lot.
by danvilleisgay November 30, 2019
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