face-voiding

when someone is avoiding you you on facebook but you know that they're online as they're joining groups

Dayum that bitch is face-voiding me

by artic squirril April 8, 2010

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Pig-faced

When a woman is crying she is pig faced.

I told her that I would not pay her phone bill, she got all pig-faced.

by Syms321 November 13, 2020

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Driveway Face

A sexual act wherein you place three Hoy Wheels on your sex partner's face and then urinate on them.

I gave that bitch the Driveway Face

by Chance Panic September 9, 2021

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Asshole Face

A white male of the MAGA persuasion, sporting a mustache and goatee, often in the company of or married to a Karen. Prefers to drive a lifted truck and can be seen in cutoff sleeves and sunglasses.

This asshole face just about ran me over while scream at me about all live matter.

by PDXcatsdad August 11, 2020

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In reference to a person or persons, displaying facial characteristics that include cheeks that invoke the desire to squish or squeeze said cheeks, as well as dimples placed in the traditional position of the cheeks but also elsewhere on the face such as in the chin. Displaying the combination of both of these traits results in the person having a "squishy dimple face".

"Check out that cute girl over there...she has a squishy dimple face that I wanna squeeze"
Person to friend: "Mate, when you smile, you have a proper squishy dimple face. Sort it out".

by hullabalou247 October 19, 2018

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a mask of my own face

hed wear that

neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that

by human i think February 3, 2023

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