Carebear face

The wide-eyed, estatic face adopted by human females at the point of anal penetration. Alternatively a permanent expression adopted by certain clueless females who believe it makes them look 'sexy'.

I could see her crescendoing to carebear face mode in the wall to wall mirrors as I rogered her.

by Chocolate_Starfish October 18, 2010

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face time

Time spent on Facebook.

Especially time wasted.

tim - "I don't think I'll be able to get off Facebook for awhile."
joe - "enjoy your Face Time"

by IeatEGGSaLOT May 31, 2011

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face time

On facebook, leaving random-ass, semi-witty comments on somebody's wall in the unlikely hope that some hot girl on their profile will notice it.

Yo, stop using my wall for face time! She does not like douche bags like you!

by marc_the_legend March 11, 2008

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Face-Time

Face-Time (hyphend) is the female slang version as is Head the skabd version for the make, of giving or receiving oral sex.

Hey baby I'll give you that extra Face-Time ,if you come give sum head real fast before dinner?!

by Sojuvet March 08, 2020

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face time

The climatic instance when a man cover's his grateful partner's face with sperm during ejaculation.

" Baby, enjoy your face time today since time will not allow me to spinkle the precious juices in your face until tomorrow."

"The cum usually drips from her nose while face time is given."

by sharpman July 13, 2005

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