Gobble-cocking

Referring to paranoid drug addicts who think everyone is out to steal their possessions (their money, toilet paper, clothes, stash, food, drugs , etc)

"Listen to old rob over there, always gobble-cocking about someone stealing his toilet paper!'

"Who stole my shit cocksucker!!!" Said the Gobble-cocker.

by M.H.Kidd May 4, 2018

Cock

Your penis

Why did Abraham Lincoln just suck my cock?

by Savagw212007 February 7, 2018

horse cock

a horses cock

i put a horse cock in my pussy

by pussy fucker 19 February 9, 2018

Cock holster

A one size fits all Orpheus that allows ones dick to be parked for an unlimited period of time.

Richard yells to his girlfriend to quit running her cock holster.

by Shellbell333 February 12, 2018

Cock Weasel

Someone who does everything in their power to show everyone that they are the most snively and twofaced little shit. The kind of person you just want to slap right across the scrotum. Like Dave the little dick! That absolute forskinning, cock weaseling dick! Oh yeah, it can also be used as a verb I guess.

That dude is a total cock weasel. He's almost as bad as Dave.

by Abel Damsa May 6, 2018

cock wimble

A cock Wimble means that the person you call a cock wimble is rather annoying and always try's to show off there possessions or trying to make themselves look flash when there not

Sarah:" just shut up you cock wimble"

John: "sorry Sarah I'll stop being a cock wimble

by Ffvnyff December 31, 2016

Cock Beetle

Pubic lice, crabs, or an itchy problem.

"Dude you got cock beetles!"

by Yuppie January 1, 2017