fuck me dad

When you forget the 'dy' when sexting.

man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore

by arkenbarben September 23, 2020

donut question me

Another way to say “Don’t question me!”

Person 1: Hey what is your name
Person 2: Donut question me

by an idiot September 24, 2020

Got me like Niagara Falls

When you pull up on a girl in a red Ryder wagon listening to what does the fox say. You will have such clout and be so sexy she will be wet as Niagara Falls. You should also flex your tiny pp.

Damn sis he got me like Niagara Falls!

by Sweatycheesyballsack September 24, 2020

Group-me Turrets

Group-me Tourette (too-RET) syndrome is a disorder that involves posting repetitive words & gifs , or phases uncontrollably. For instance, you might repeatedly say Bo, state your on way to work or blurt out unusual sounds or phases in hopes of likes.

I think all my co-workers have group-me turrets

by Anonymous 202192 September 27, 2020

Mes

A nickname for Messiah, also known as a cute stubborn little shit that makes the world better.

Mes, give me my phone!

by fairygodmotherrr September 27, 2020

free me

when you fucked up, and you know you fucked up

damn that was my cousin free me man

by WhyEnDoubleYouMelly September 29, 2020

Brug ain’t me

When it ain’t you brug

Dude, I can’t believe someone stole your Mitsubishi? Who did it? Brug ain’t me

by BrugMaker September 30, 2020