coon dog mash

Sexual intercourse

Jan and I did the coon dog mash up.

by Dead 1 November 30, 2023

Met Dog

Police officers who wait at train stations to check if you're free loading.

I'm not getting off here, there are Met Dogs here

by DeliciousDogga November 08, 2016

dog leg humper

terrible insult, if you use this you will make everyone within a 1000 mile radius begin breaking down crying

guy 1: what is wrong with you you are a dog leg humper go die

dog leg humper

by toilet struggler September 02, 2021

Prickly prairie dog

A sexual position or act. I think it involves an old man’s nose hairs and carpet burn, but all I know for sure is there was definitely alcohol and I’m still paying the brothels insurance for it

Bro I was eating some tacos and I think I accidentally gave one the prickly prairie dog!!! Went up like a match!!!!

by Fucking fire me Kevin. June 07, 2022

Humping the dog

Standing around doing nothing, typically at work

Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”

by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023

dog kin

A person treated as family due to a non-family relationship

We became so close to my son's now ex girlfriend she became a dog kin member of the family.

by StanDaMann June 20, 2022

King the dog

A dog who is a brat who will steal ur food bite u act innocent eats the floor

King the dog as in brat king the dog who acts innocent

by King the dog November 23, 2020