super dog is a dog and sketch from the TV show Whitest Kid U' Know on the fourth sketch in the fifth episode of Season 3
"This song is for everyone in the club,
someone real' special just walked in the door,
and he's ready to party."
Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.
Say, "Hail to the chief,
hail to the chief!"
Someone grab a stick and play fetch with the chief.
Super dog's in the discotheque
And he's gonna' take some honeys in here to bed.
He doesn't roll over, and never begs
If you look real good he'll hump your leg.
But don't get mad, girls, don't get bitter
Some lucky lady's gonna have his litter
Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.
Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.
Oh Super Dog, don't kill us all
Don't murder us with your furry paws
We are your subjects, you're our ruler
Like Kennedy and Buddha but so much cooler.
The bark you make is a golden sound
And the spots on your coat so round and brown
The cute little curl that's in your tail
And nobody wears a cape so well
It's Super Dog, yes Super Dog
Everybody get a picture with Super Dog
Pet him on the head
Give him a toy
Oh Super Dog is such a good boy
It's Super Dog, yeah Super Dog
Everybody get in line and touch Super Dog
Please bless our food
And bless our crops
So we pray that the music never ever stops
someone real' special just walked in the door,
and he's ready to party."
Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.
Say, "Hail to the chief,
hail to the chief!"
Someone grab a stick and play fetch with the chief.
Super dog's in the discotheque
And he's gonna' take some honeys in here to bed.
He doesn't roll over, and never begs
If you look real good he'll hump your leg.
But don't get mad, girls, don't get bitter
Some lucky lady's gonna have his litter
Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.
Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.
Oh Super Dog, don't kill us all
Don't murder us with your furry paws
We are your subjects, you're our ruler
Like Kennedy and Buddha but so much cooler.
The bark you make is a golden sound
And the spots on your coat so round and brown
The cute little curl that's in your tail
And nobody wears a cape so well
It's Super Dog, yes Super Dog
Everybody get a picture with Super Dog
Pet him on the head
Give him a toy
Oh Super Dog is such a good boy
It's Super Dog, yeah Super Dog
Everybody get in line and touch Super Dog
Please bless our food
And bless our crops
So we pray that the music never ever stops
by liquiddave July 15, 2021

James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK
by Séan Miller February 23, 2022

by DogShakerLover69 July 1, 2022

Omg canyon, i just chili dog shat on your dick!
"No you didn't brayden, not the chunky shat, keystone chilli dog
"No you didn't brayden, not the chunky shat, keystone chilli dog
by Bch2000 March 10, 2022

a construction worker with a low IQ level or site experience. one who preforms's all the shit job's on a construction site, filling machines with fuel while the operater sits there and watches you..moving fences, hand digging, useing the jack hammer on concrete, not only watching you but by shouting lackey dog at you,and then woof woof,
I've got move them fences and fill machine up with diesel, fuck that let them 2 lackeys stu and Danny do it, get them to clean the shithouse after it..lackey dog
by Phil Blade January 16, 2023

by unknownbuturdogwater January 17, 2021

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025
