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Super Dog

super dog is a dog and sketch from the TV show Whitest Kid U' Know on the fourth sketch in the fifth episode of Season 3
"This song is for everyone in the club,
someone real' special just walked in the door,
and he's ready to party."

Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.
Super dog is here to play.

Say, "Hail to the chief,
hail to the chief!"
Someone grab a stick and play fetch with the chief.
Super dog's in the discotheque
And he's gonna' take some honeys in here to bed.
He doesn't roll over, and never begs
If you look real good he'll hump your leg.

But don't get mad, girls, don't get bitter
Some lucky lady's gonna have his litter

Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.
Everybody get on your knees,
and pray like good little super puppies.

Oh Super Dog, don't kill us all
Don't murder us with your furry paws
We are your subjects, you're our ruler
Like Kennedy and Buddha but so much cooler.

The bark you make is a golden sound
And the spots on your coat so round and brown
The cute little curl that's in your tail
And nobody wears a cape so well

It's Super Dog, yes Super Dog
Everybody get a picture with Super Dog
Pet him on the head
Give him a toy
Oh Super Dog is such a good boy
It's Super Dog, yeah Super Dog
Everybody get in line and touch Super Dog

Please bless our food
And bless our crops
So we pray that the music never ever stops
by liquiddave July 15, 2021
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double dog dick

When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it
James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK
by Séan Miller February 23, 2022
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Dog Shaker

Big oily black guys shaking and flapping their ass cheeks in the air.
"omg, Johnny, I love dog shakers so much, they are soooooo hawwwtt."
-"dude wtf.... me too!"
by DogShakerLover69 July 1, 2022
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keystone chilli dog

When youre hitting it from the back raw and she chunky sharts on your dick and you stick it back in
Omg canyon, i just chili dog shat on your dick!
"No you didn't brayden, not the chunky shat, keystone chilli dog
by Bch2000 March 10, 2022
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lackey dog

a construction worker with a low IQ level or site experience. one who preforms's all the shit job's on a construction site, filling machines with fuel while the operater sits there and watches you..moving fences, hand digging, useing the jack hammer on concrete, not only watching you but by shouting lackey dog at you,and then woof woof,
I've got move them fences and fill machine up with diesel, fuck that let them 2 lackeys stu and Danny do it, get them to clean the shithouse after it..lackey dog
by Phil Blade January 16, 2023
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dog water

when your dog water it means ur literally ass at the game or thing your doing
by unknownbuturdogwater January 17, 2021
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Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
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