When you were younger, did you ever think you would grow old and have a small pecker?
As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.
As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.
Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others
by shmevron james December 1, 2022
Get the Penis pullsmug. To fuck up majorly while dealing with things regarding employees and general business mamagement, especially if the taken action is illegal or causes a breach of contract.
CEO: Have you paid Adam yet?
HR person: No, we're withholding his last paycheck until he returns the equipment.
CEO: Has there been any trouble with that yet?
HR person: No, he's been cooperative so far.
CEO: Then why haven't you paid him yet? Do you want to pull a bytepitch on us, you moron!?
HR person: No, we're withholding his last paycheck until he returns the equipment.
CEO: Has there been any trouble with that yet?
HR person: No, he's been cooperative so far.
CEO: Then why haven't you paid him yet? Do you want to pull a bytepitch on us, you moron!?
by Prosecutor August 8, 2022
Get the To pull a bytepitchmug. To get mean and ugly when drinking. Just as the Gremlin of 80s mythology multiplied when wet, so can the ugliness of some people grow when drinking malt liquor or other nasty alcohol.
Sorry I pulled a gremlin last night...I guess I've been kinda stressed lately and 120oz of King Cobra didn't help.
Don't pull a gremlin again or you're cut off the Colt 45, dude.
Don't pull a gremlin again or you're cut off the Colt 45, dude.
by y11248 July 17, 2007
Get the pull a gremlinmug. by Thepenispull April 20, 2020
Get the Penis pullmug. .
mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025
Get the mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."mug. Katie: *working on a project on the computer* she forgets to click the Save button and looses all her work
Justin: "oh no Katie you pulled a K!" (by Katie forgetting to save her work she "pulled a k"
Justin: "oh no Katie you pulled a K!" (by Katie forgetting to save her work she "pulled a k"
by Mistake kook May 1, 2016
Get the pulled a kmug. When your playing games in class or watching youtube and a kid named blankyells really loudly why are you watching porn and the teacher looks at you with disappointment and says respect women
by thegreatestkidintheworld69543 May 8, 2018
Get the Pulling a insert name of some kidmug.