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Wank Love

Wank Love is when you still like the idea of them/it even after a wank

DISCLAIMER: always have a wank before u ever do anything risky!!
Person1: I think i like her
Person2: but do u love her
Person1: yes frank i think i do
Person2: good job fella
*person1 marries his love*
*person1 goes through a horrible divorce*
Frank: maybe if u had checked she was your wank love ude be fine right now
by Shmuckboy12 April 18, 2020
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Love

Something you call a shorty as a greeting or a pet name.
by Justdude April 25, 2020
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Love

The worst thing that ever happened to this universe
Love is the worst thing ever bc if u love u get hurt badly
by Grace10 April 27, 2020
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Cuchili my love

When a girl has roaches in their ass
“Girl what is wrong with you?"“oh nothing,I just have cuchili my love"
by Babybossduty February 15, 2020
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Love Slut

Someone who uses the word "love" or the phrase "I love you" so casually and frequently that the word stops being meaningful. A person might do this to make themselves feel like a better person that they actually are, or because they want to fake being nice to gain popularity.
Karina and I have lived in the same city but not talked to each other in 6 months and when I bumped into her the other day, she had the audacity to say, "How've you been? I miss you, I love you!". Geez what a love slut!
by jojorabbit597 February 15, 2020
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Russian love tap

To knock out someone with a strong punch.
Yea so this guy named Nathan was being a bitch so I have him a Russian love tap.
by GreyTheHuman February 20, 2020
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Whore love story

A {private snap} story where you talk about all the people you’ve {hooked up} with and how it went
Jen: Did you see Carly’s whore love story?
Anna: Yeah,she’s crazy.
by fckbtchesgitmoney February 25, 2020
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