Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.

I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.

by Hieronymous June 24, 2025

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Raw dog finger blast butt juicer

It’s when one’s skin is raw from grinding it on the ground then inserts finger in others butt whole until they spray juices out of their butt

Bartholomew: where’s Jamal?
Ben: I heard a he’s giving Layla a raw dog finger blast butt juicer

by Mango_witdaBBL June 25, 2025

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dogs balls

slang for "why not?"

so why did they decide to spend all that extra money on something no one asked for? dogs balls

by tacklezzz June 26, 2025

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Crème Dog

When your friend cums inside someone and needs a refill so you put your tips together and cum in his shaft.

Yo man, my balls are empty. Can you please help me out with the Crème Dog method?

by CarbonCrow June 29, 2025

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A Dog who gambles. How Original. Your friends went to a local casino and sees a table full of dogs betting there fossils to win them all. It's a late night and the biggest better of them all was the dog. They were playing all sort of Gambling games but in dog rules just to keep it in balance with them all. Performing the Best dog who gambles and never lost to another dog even a cat for that sake, but that's just a rumor

Dog: Woof.
The Dog Translator: ALL YOUR BONES???
Dog: Woof (yessir)
The Person outside: That's the dog gambler!!! GUYS LOOK IT'S HIM THE DOG WHO GAMBLES MY LIFE SAVINGS 😭😭😭😭😭

by Silly man in a suit hit-man. July 2, 2025

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