Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.
Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.
Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.
Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?
Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome
Girl: ...so a grower?
Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome
Girl: ...so a grower?
by That ass July 22, 2022
Get the Bruce Banner Penis Syndromemug. When a guy gets morning wood in his sleep which results in an irritated dicktip due to friction. As if it was repeatedly stricken like a match.
by anonymousx266 June 18, 2021
Get the matchdick syndromemug. by Getyourteethstraight December 28, 2019
Get the Passed-holders syndromemug. Duane syndrome, also called Duane retraction syndrome (DRS), is a group of eye muscle disorders that cause abnormal eye movements. People with Duane syndrome have difficulty rotating one or both eyes outward (abduction) or inward (adduction).
Duane syndrome is due to miswiring of the eye muscles. The “mistake” probably happens around the 6th week of pregnancy and is due to poor development of tiny parts of the brain stem that control the eye muscles.
Duane syndrome affects girls more often than boys. In addition, the left eye is more often involved than the right eye. The reason for this is not known. Around 20% of Duane syndrome patients have both eyes affected. No particular race or ethnic group is more likely to be affected.
Characteristics include:
• Strabismus-the eyes may be misaligned and point in different directions at all times
• Head position-patients often maintain a head posture or head turn to keep the eyes straight
• Amblyopia-reduced vision in the affected eye.
• Eyelid narrowing-the affected eye may appear smaller than the other eye
• Upshoot or downshoot-with certain eye movements, the eye may occasionally deviate upward or downward
For more information, please visit the National Human Genome Research Institute.
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Duane syndrome is due to miswiring of the eye muscles. The “mistake” probably happens around the 6th week of pregnancy and is due to poor development of tiny parts of the brain stem that control the eye muscles.
Duane syndrome affects girls more often than boys. In addition, the left eye is more often involved than the right eye. The reason for this is not known. Around 20% of Duane syndrome patients have both eyes affected. No particular race or ethnic group is more likely to be affected.
Characteristics include:
• Strabismus-the eyes may be misaligned and point in different directions at all times
• Head position-patients often maintain a head posture or head turn to keep the eyes straight
• Amblyopia-reduced vision in the affected eye.
• Eyelid narrowing-the affected eye may appear smaller than the other eye
• Upshoot or downshoot-with certain eye movements, the eye may occasionally deviate upward or downward
For more information, please visit the National Human Genome Research Institute.
at genome.gov
SlapHappyz's friend has, Duane Syndrome. This means they don't have a mental disorder, but a physical disorder in the eyes.
by SlapHappyz April 23, 2015
Get the duane syndromemug. When an adolescent male in his first year at uni overcompensates for his shit football skills and poor grafting technique by making a football team so he can be "player-manager"
by Hadfield Syndrome February 3, 2022
Get the Hadfield Syndromemug. by Binger864 May 24, 2022
Get the No head syndromemug. gage: look at mason, he’s a fuckin idiot hanging out with his cocaine dealers. i wonder if he has brain-dead syndrome?
mason: smh 🤦 ♂️
mason: smh 🤦 ♂️
by himynameismason January 30, 2021
Get the brain-dead syndromemug.