two faced pig

A two faced pig is a horrible person they eat your food and steal your money they aren't really two faced nor a pig but they are still horrible people.
You: Hey! Give me back my wallet! You two faced pig!
Two faced pig:it wasn't me I promise!
by Alexis_123465 January 20, 2018
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Pizza Face

When someone has acne or bumps on his/her face. Usually not a very attractive person.
"That boy has really bad pizza face"
"Are you starting to get pizza face?"
by umzizzle January 12, 2016
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Pizza Face

When your so pimply you look like you've got a bunch of pepperoni pimples on your face.
Chris Pratt: Yo Chris did you see Chris's face?
Chris Hemsworth: I sure did! He's got a pizza face!
Chris Pines: Hey what are you guys talking about?
Chris Hemsworth: Oh nothing, Pizza face.
by Nadia Hoyte January 17, 2019
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Houdini Face

Where a feller's bangin' a lass from behind, he shaves his pubes. Then, when he's about to cum, he pulls out, spits on the lass' back, cums in her face, then sticks his pubs in the cum that's (hopefully) hit her top lip.
Nahh, she probably just got Houdini faced.
by colon explorer September 22, 2010
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Face Of A Noibat

A clean way to tell someone they look like a rapist
"Did you see Rex today"
"He shouldn't be down alleyways today"
"why"
"cause he's got a face of a Noibat today
by TheShagster25 August 30, 2023
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North Face me

The act of asking a person to provide you with the warmth of a North Face Windbreaker before entering a musical venue that is going to provide Hardcore music or Pop-punk, also known as Easy-core, music to the youth of the douchebag New Jersey youth.
Yo bro, North Face me, we are about to head over to the Madball show.
by ProxRunsNJ March 30, 2011
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Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.
"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."
by Oldskooled April 26, 2022
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