"That Beatrice up t'road comes past 'ere every day in clapped oot motor, reet banging and wheezing and making a chuffin' racket, but will she tak it t'shop and get it fixed? Will she owt, wouldn't answer a dog's bark, that one"
by Sleekit December 15, 2023
Get the Wouldn't answer a dog's barkmug. by Midnight2000 July 31, 2024
Get the Hot dog Helenmug. 
Where a male who is initially scared of dogs overcomes his fears in attempt to impress and woo a woman.
by dogbre123 May 18, 2022
Get the Dog bremug. by phreezi January 27, 2021
Get the dog watermug. by Deflated Dog January 13, 2018
Get the deflating dogmug. Frozen hot dog spill
A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.
A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.
"I finally got him back to my place and things were heating up, but then he fumbled with the condom, knocked over my lube, and apologized twice. Total frozen hot dog spill.”
by B0bbyKnuckl3s August 1, 2025
Get the Frozen Hot Dog Spillmug.