muffin dog

dogs are little muffins to be loved and cherished. everyone deserves them. everyone wants to eat them.

Me: dogs are the most beautiful muffin
Anyone: wth are you saying
Me: *incapable of speech*
YAY MUFFIN DOGS

by hermitdoodle909 May 6, 2020

dogs

Someone's bare feet/toes. The feet/toes are dogs, absolute beasts.

Lisa: *Walks into a store barefoot*
Tom: "Put those dogs away🤮"

by danceglitterqueen12 December 9, 2021

Puppy Dog Etiquette

Social obligation to notify others when a good boy is in the near vicinity

Yo look at this good boy :)
Woah, dude! why didn't you tell me you saw a dog recently?

Was I supposed to?
Yeah bro, dont you know about the Puppy Dog Etiquette?
The What?
THE PDE, Puppy Dog Etiquette!

by VollDasBrainEyy March 14, 2019

Dog orgy

To jump in with a bunch of dogs that are fucking and thinking to yourself "I should clap a dog, I must" so you shove your dick in the BIG ONE and go to town.

Holy shit dog I got to. What a dog orgy

by OPGAMER637589 March 11, 2020

pet some dogs

Another name for smoking weed.

Hey bro, wanna go pet some dogs with me after the party?

by Specktrum December 2, 2015

Dog

your toes.

“don’t look at my dogs”

by anonymous September 18, 2022

dog water

an absolute shitter who gets clapped in raids

Charles you are literally dog water. 0 PR.

by phreezi January 27, 2021