National Grab dick day

Today's the you girls go get the the guys when they're off guard

Watch out guys

"Did you just grab my dick?"

"Yea i did and that's cuz it's national grab dick day"

by Bigg fagg April 12, 2019

national bite a block of cheese day

on December 4th everyone must take a bite of a block of cheese

Today is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day time to bite a block of cheese.

by Chimmy Taeknology December 4, 2020

National Furry Day

A day we celebrate the furry fandom on January 21st every year, based on the day ConFurence was held for the first time in 1989, draw furry characters and wear fursuits to celebrate!

Furry: Happy National Furry Day!

by Zamaleon2009 January 21, 2024

National Mistletoe Day

An National Day for one person

and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!

John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe.
As they kiss for the mistletoe!

by Christmas Anon From Deez nu- December 14, 2021

National slap your bf day

On this day you can slap the f*ck out of your bf

I slapped you only because it’s national slap your bf day and you pissed me off.

by Josh Garcia June 29, 2024

National Titty Pic Day

National holiday. May 4th. May I please have a titty pic 😉

May I have a pic of them titties for National Titty Pic Day.

by Coop Deville May 4, 2022

February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a

A day where you kiss someone that’s name starts with the letter A

Person: im going to kiss my boyfriend
Person’s friend: Why?
Person: Because his name starts with the letter A.
Person’s friend: So?
Person: its February 7 National kiss someone that starts with the letter a

by R4indr0q February 6, 2023