muffin dog

dogs are little muffins to be loved and cherished. everyone deserves them. everyone wants to eat them.

Me: dogs are the most beautiful muffin
Anyone: wth are you saying
Me: *incapable of speech*
YAY MUFFIN DOGS

by hermitdoodle909 May 6, 2020

Frozen Hot Dog Spill

Frozen hot dog spill

A disastrously awkward sexual encounter where expectations are high, but performance is... unexpectedly cold, brief, and slippery—leaving all parties confused, mildly disappointed, and questioning their life choices.

"I finally got him back to my place and things were heating up, but then he fumbled with the condom, knocked over my lube, and apologized twice. Total frozen hot dog spill.”

by B0bbyKnuckl3s August 1, 2025

Dog

your toes.

“don’t look at my dogs”

by anonymous September 18, 2022

dog water

an absolute shitter who gets clapped in raids

Charles you are literally dog water. 0 PR.

by phreezi January 27, 2021

Bird Dogging

Pestering one with intense pressure to get what you want from a situation.

"My spouse was bird dogging me for financial advise after leaving me"

by anonymous July 4, 2023

Wormy dogging

It’s the act of a bouncing ones butt checks in a forward motion on someone’s face or ground

Asked my girl if I could do a little wormy dogging on her face to bust a nut, she accepted

by Slutbucketsuckit April 28, 2023

kimo's dog

shampoo

shampoo is kimo's dog

by Kimoooo February 15, 2021