Clifford the buff red dog

A massive dog who is red from the saide affects of steroids and heroin

Guy 1 “ do you know what scared me the most”

Guy2 “what “
Guy 1 “ Clifford the buff red dog”

by yourlocalchildmuncher October 21, 2022

Dog emoji

When you friend is lying say dog emoji

Jesus- I get bitches
Joaquin- dog emoji

by Vozhx_ May 12, 2022

Dog emoji

Say dog emoji when a friend is lying to you

Jesus- I get bitches

Ja’Nye- Dog emoji

by Vozhx_ May 12, 2022

Turtle dogging

Noun. Staring at the ground knowing nothing is moving too fast if at all. - EC

You over there turtle dogging?

by DrCopeAndHagen December 27, 2024

Rocky mountain raw dog

When you need to poop after eating a heavy corn-based diet and someone fucks you in the ass

Anyone up for the rocky mountain raw dog party after the corn festival?

by MandyTheMost February 14, 2021

dog minge

A vulgar term referring to someone who is smelly, hairy and ill kept. Essentially an insult

She was a right dog minge

by Gert McFadden January 06, 2021

wet dog shake

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

by Sexydimma August 28, 2013