shit faced

completely fucking dead, as in tired enough to choke on your own spit and willingly give up to be able to sleep right then and there

person: bro im so fucking shit faced im gonna collapse
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead

by teurthrons January 12, 2023

Wide Faced Wilson

Sharing it's name with a 1990's tennis racquet, the Wide Faced Wilsonis a specific maneuver that requires a man, while receiving a blowjob, to also place his scrotum in the mouth of the said "blower". It is important to note that the scrotum is NOT REPLACING the penis inside the mouthTeabagging, but rather it is inserted additionally. This typically results in the "blower's" cheeks, jaw and lower face in general, to appear full and wide.

My new girlfriend's face looked like that of a chipmunk when she let me give her a Wide Faced Wilson the other night!

by LonnieListache April 18, 2018

Stupid Face World

When you are in the act of exposing your stupid face to the world.

“Hey, Stupid Face World...You nearly hit my car; watch out!”

by AmazeMe77 June 19, 2021

resting Melania face

Only the most serious condition of resting bitch face possible; the superlative of when a person, usually a girl, who naturally looks mean when her face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Karen, Jane and Christina all suffer from resting bitch face, but only Karen wins the prize of resting Melania face.

by Sun Chaser January 19, 2021

face modifier

Camera term for turning the flash off and setting the shutter speed to 1/4000th Sec

Q -How do I make this portrait picture look better?
A .Use the face modifier/

by The Camera Always Lies May 9, 2018

Bush face

Is a face that has pubic hair left on it after slobbing on a big hairy PiPi

John went into that gay bar and came out with bush face

by Nunogonewild June 13, 2018

go face down on a bean bag

flicking the bean

after watching y****gi hip thrusting videos i go face down on a bean bag in my room alone

by belcher.tina November 18, 2019