zero job

A zero job (zj for short) is when you divide by zero and get someone off with the result. This is considered extremely dangerous, but also the most fun you can have sexually.

"Did you get a nice blow job from the hooker?"
"Dogg, you know I only pay for a zero job."

by SlangarangThang February 14, 2024

zero times infinity

1. Something nonlogical, undefined, nonsense.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.

2. Something that doesn`t exist.

3. Something frustrating to calculate.

1.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...

2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!

3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.

by Jekr December 10, 2018

Zero's

Bank account digits

Person 1: Yo man lets get some drinks tonight.

Person 2: Sorry man tryna get my bag and run up some zero's; I'll be working all day and night.

by Awesome_Sauce01 June 11, 2021

The Divine Zero

Rock bottom the epitome of emptiness like there is no coming out of this hole your in

"It is the divine zero"

by papercutsanddolls May 17, 2022

Zero

The Mark I got on my IQ Test

Wow, you really have zero taste in music, and that’s the mark you got on your IQ Test, Right?

by anonymous April 25, 2022

zero

zero gay i love them u da best lil pa

“i love zero so much”

by eileenurfav April 9, 2021

Zero Outta Three

A poor woman who has none of the “Three” or the sole things that make a woman physically attractive (boobs, ass, thighs). Can also be an adjective. And since personality is always overlooked, even a woman like this will be ignored and set up for doom.

Dillon: hey bro, look. Chelsea just snapped me. Chelsea from Biology.

Ace: oh, hell nah. Don’t answer. She’s zero outta three, for real.

by spadecard December 9, 2022