your mother

a delightful young lady that i often fuck really hard

your mother was amazing

by trumothafucka May 23, 2006

your penis

is big and your girlfriend likes it a lot; expecialy when you are out for vacation...
btw your mom loves it too :D

me: what would you like to eat today?
your mom: your penis

by hakin commie May 20, 2018

your mum

An insult used by townies and rejects, their mother is usually an alcoholic on crack and addicted to cough drops.

Person 1. You faggot!
Person 2. Err...Umm...Well, your mum!

by Hado-Ken July 13, 2004

Your mom

A prostitute at a cheap price.

Steve: Yo lets go pick up a hooker

Phil: Why not your mom? She is only 15 cents per hour.

by ReturningMaul February 17, 2010

Your Lanta

Medicine that a young child asks for when their stomach hurts

My tummy hurts daddy, can I have some of Your Lanta?

by likeitiz December 7, 2010

your momming

To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian sporadically.

Bill: What are you doing?

John: Your mom.

Bill: No seriously?

John: Your mom.

Bill: It's not funny!

John: Your mom is not funny.

Bill: Stop it!

John: That's what your mom said.

Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!

(Tim walks in)

Tim: What happened?

Bill: Your mom.

Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!

PWND!

Bill: I love your momming

by fort awesome November 14, 2010

Your Mom

She fucking gave you birth you cunt.

She is your mom because you came out of her vag*na

by The fuck you looking at? May 15, 2019