Bristol Car Wash

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms

Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?

Bob: Yup.

by Shopping Cart Man July 31, 2013

Urban Car wash

The act of passing your genitalia over the back of somebody's head who is sitting down.

AJ just gave Isaiah's afro an urban car wash.

by Carla chameleon September 6, 2013

Dutch car wash

When you eat ass and vag in the shower.

1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.

2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."

by Jrmillertime May 6, 2023

Midnight hand washing

Midnight hand washing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, this can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.

"well I'm gonna go do some midnight hand washing"

"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night"

by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023

Serbian Washing Machine

When you hire a Serbian prostitute and when you start fucking her start spinning her around at and extremely rapid pace in a motion like a washing machine.

Come her blyat I'mma make you a fucking Serbian washing machine.

by bathtub69 March 10, 2020

Tik-Tok Washed

Someone who based their personality and actions around Tik-Tok.

"Vanessa is Tik-Tok washed."

by Big Board July 28, 2021

pressure wash the ovaries

Go out and shoot all up inside a girl, whether she's expecting it or not

Wow, that girls going to be having a gender reveal party soon... he sure did pressure wash the ovaries big time!

by The legend! June 17, 2021