Bristol Car Wash

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms

Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?

Bob: Yup.

by Shopping Cart Man July 31, 2013

Urban Car wash

The act of passing your genitalia over the back of somebody's head who is sitting down.

AJ just gave Isaiah's afro an urban car wash.

by Carla chameleon September 6, 2013

Building a washing machine

Smoking weed or a joint

Look over there! Those hooligans are building a washing machine

by Washing Machine Warrior March 9, 2023

Tuscan car wash

When you fill their vagina with cooked spaghetti noodles and they drag it across your face

We had some leftover spaghetti noodles last night, so we decided to have a Tuscan car wash

by MCM<3CJB March 22, 2023

Dutch car wash

When you eat ass and vag in the shower.

1) It was his first time with analingus so he played it safe and went for a Dutch car wash.

2) "Make sure you turn the shower head away while you're giving a Dutch car wash so you don't drown."

by Jrmillertime May 6, 2023

Tik-Tok Washed

Someone who based their personality and actions around Tik-Tok.

"Vanessa is Tik-Tok washed."

by Big Board July 28, 2021

pressure wash the ovaries

Go out and shoot all up inside a girl, whether she's expecting it or not

Wow, that girls going to be having a gender reveal party soon... he sure did pressure wash the ovaries big time!

by The legend! June 17, 2021