Hanky Wanker

The British version of the Hanky Wank

Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?

Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.

by doctordual639 February 29, 2024

Wanker

A wanker is a British insult that could be used in two different ways.
1.somebody who masturbates frequently
2.A general insult

1.John beats his meat three times a day, he’s a massive wanker!
2. You fucking wanker!!!

by blah_blah-blah_ May 7, 2023

pommy wanker

An englishman who can't be reasoned with due to his short memory & one-sided outlook on all things;
Piers Morgan

It's just Peirs, don't listen that pommy wanker

by MoistMoose August 20, 2023

Crane wanker

In first person shooter games, this is a person who likes to camp at the absolute highest point of the map (such as a crane) giving them unfair amount of high visibility than all the other players and snipe people from the sky. Regarded as annoying and having poor marksmanship strategy.

Wow, I died to a proper crane wanker! Take your shite weapon and sod right off mate!

by Kit Rat February 20, 2020

Wanker

A bus wanker

jay said "bus wankers"

by CMRN_9 June 12, 2020

Wanker

A person who behaves or acts poorly, rude, immature and impolite. Seen as the British equivalent of dickhead

"Stop being such a wanker Jack!"

by adamwednesday December 10, 2015

Wanker

Called to a person who masterbates or as a derogatory term.
Taken from the Russian word WANKA (pronounced : Shapka) meaning hat or headwear.

You're a wanker.
Shut up you wanker

by Nashwell October 1, 2020