Wanker

A helpful and extremely kind human being. However, the word Wank is not related to the word Wanker at all.

Joe: Hey, can you help me hide this body?
Frank: Ofcourse I Can!
Joe: Thanks, you are such a Wanker!

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wanker

British greeting, meaning the same as friend or "mate"

Person 1: Bruv you're such a wanker

Person 2: Meet at the back of tesco innit (for a friendly chat of course!)

by noshush November 15, 2022

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by Wankerrrr February 12, 2022

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My favorite part before the Queen arrives is yelling "wanker" at Prince Charles as he passes.

by DianeSimmons September 14, 2022

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An insult. Some one who beats his own meat, chokes his own chicken, or spanks his own monkey.
See also: jag-off

stop looking at porn, you wanker, and go get a girl friend.

by adam is so great November 08, 2003

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you

you are a wanker, and you know you are a wanker, you have and forever will be a wanker

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