ur mom gay

The most devastating insult to man kind. The only way to recover is with the “no u” comeback. Lickily for you, 11 year olds cant conprehend it.

Roblox Player: Come plaay Roblok wih me.

You: Ur mom gay

Roblox Player: *dies instantly with no hope of recovery*

by Nah Thee September 29, 2018

Ur Mistress A Mattress

The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister

Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress

Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.

by SucidalThoughts May 29, 2018

ur gerbil pansexual

This insult is to only been used in extreme circumstances as it can can cause mass hysteria and global gang rape of 4 year olds

Jake: "ur bro homo"
Kyle:" ur granny trannie"
Jake: "ur dog nignog"
Kyle:"ur gerbil pansexual"
*Any living organism spontaneously combusts

by Angry unicorn 276 June 6, 2018

Ur Mom Is A Guy

A classic comeback

"I hate you and everything you represent!"
"Ur Mom Is A Guy"

by Scilica December 21, 2022

nah ur good

Stop texting so much bro

My bad I'm venting
Nah ur good

by Doctorabi July 23, 2023

ur mom joke

a joke targeted towards one's mother.

Opponent 1: ur mom so fat her house got stretch marks
Opponent 2: ur mom so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Other guy: they're making ur mom jokes!!

by wxbjhjh April 28, 2022

ur grandpapi joe

The BEST SAYING KNOWN TO MAN KIND THAT WAS CREATED BY THE ONE AND ONLY LEXI PANARO WHO IS ALSO UR MOM

I AM UR GRANDPAPI JOE

by ur grandpapi joe January 28, 2022