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Turtle owner

a real simp, The biggest simp of all simps. He simps more than any other simp and is the greatest simp of all time.
Turtle owner is a real simp
by turtle owner December 14, 2019
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Turtle head

An insulting term for a male who has not been circumsized. See also Pig in a blanket
Say bro, thats a fashoinable turtle head.
by Club 333 February 24, 2005
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turtle beach

A woman's crotch, usually the region above the vagina where pubic hair grows.
Your mum was totally flashing her turtle beach last night
by urufufu April 20, 2011
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Turtle pokin'

butt bangin', plain and simple.
"...and I was like, 'Excuse me ma'am, but I was wondering if I could interest you in a round of turtle pokin'?' and she was like, 'you provide the turtle and I will provide the poker', and I was like, 'Yikes!! Anus, lets get out of here!!'."
by scannin July 24, 2008
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turtle syndrome

Women who are impaired by an ugliness so powerful it is overwhelming. A victim who lays their eyes upon one is afflicted by such great lengths of agonizing pain they must turn away. They have very short necks, and sunken in faces. A picture speaks a millions words, a picture of a turtle woman only brings tears and possibly sinister laughter. They are known for leaving pussy stains in their granny panties.
Me and my buddies passed by women suffering from turtle syndrome and decided to steer clear because we would rather have practiced abstinence for the rest of our lives than touch them with a ten foot pole.
by maverick05 December 10, 2009
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Turtle Tester

A person who flunked out of high school, so now he has to hunt turtle's for make up companies.
"Some loser that flunked out of high school"
by Gabba February 23, 2005
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turtle pecker

A turtle pecker describes any man's penis that is more of a grower than a shower. A penis that when seen limp appears to not have a head at all because it is tucked into the foreskin.
I am not sure that I will be able to fuck Kevin again, after we finished and he was getting dressed, I noticed that he had a turtle pecker!
by STGINAZ February 7, 2017
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