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by urufufu April 20, 2011
Get the turtle beach mug."...and I was like, 'Excuse me ma'am, but I was wondering if I could interest you in a round of turtle pokin'?' and she was like, 'you provide the turtle and I will provide the poker', and I was like, 'Yikes!! Anus, lets get out of here!!'."
by scannin July 24, 2008
Get the Turtle pokin' mug.Women who are impaired by an ugliness so powerful it is overwhelming. A victim who lays their eyes upon one is afflicted by such great lengths of agonizing pain they must turn away. They have very short necks, and sunken in faces. A picture speaks a millions words, a picture of a turtle woman only brings tears and possibly sinister laughter. They are known for leaving pussy stains in their granny panties.
Me and my buddies passed by women suffering from turtle syndrome and decided to steer clear because we would rather have practiced abstinence for the rest of our lives than touch them with a ten foot pole.
by maverick05 December 10, 2009
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Get the Turtle Tester mug.A turtle pecker describes any man's penis that is more of a grower than a shower. A penis that when seen limp appears to not have a head at all because it is tucked into the foreskin.
I am not sure that I will be able to fuck Kevin again, after we finished and he was getting dressed, I noticed that he had a turtle pecker!
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