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Tossed the ham

When you finally leave something or someone you realized was complete trash.
1. My job f*cking sucked so I finally tossed the ham.
2. My ex was ugly and smelt bad so I tossed the ham..
by Jillpill March 30, 2019
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Sheep toss

You put two fingers in the pink your thumb in the stink grab the her by the hair and toss her on the bed.
I walked up behind my girlfriend and sheep tossed her on the bed.
by Madcow81 August 2, 2019
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Tossed salad

Dude I had a tossed salad last night after the other half was finished
by Scamwell August 27, 2019
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Pre tossed salad

When one person licks the buthole right before you lick the buthole
I was enjoying Danielle’s pre tossed salad
by Andielpy December 17, 2017
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toss the lunch monkey

The act of vomiting ones lunch.

When one gags upon food.
Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!
by choke, puke, laugh, repeat January 4, 2018
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tossing coins

Jingleling a males tesiticular sack while screaming our heads or tails and waiting for his response.
Man I sure love tossing coins with Todd’s balls.
by Ballsorboxmuncher69 January 8, 2018
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Ring Toss

It’s when a guy and a girl are having sex, the man is standing and holding the girl up. Another man is standing 5-10 feet away facing them with his erect penis in a glory hole. The man holding the girl tries to throw her and land the girl on the guys penis through the glory hole.
I tried the ring toss at Danny’s last night, the doctors could not reattach my penis.
by Kyle Barte January 2, 2020
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