tommy shooters

When someone has diarrhoea or the “shits”

Harvey mate i got the tommy shooters

by Gonnorsgary December 14, 2018

Tommy Gunning

Shotgunning a can of Spaghettios as you would a can of beer

Derrick is bulking this week so he’s Tommy Gunning 3 cans a day. That’s like 1200 calories!

by ItalianTrash September 10, 2021

tommy zum

Necalli: Yo Tommy u wanna hop in some ranked with us? oh wait your only diamond ..

Tommy: flip u dude

tommy zum is a word

Necalli: Yo Tommy u wanna hop in some ranked with us? oh wait your only diamond ..

Tommy: flip u dude

by flyMrnugget5 March 17, 2024

tommy zum

a very nice and handsome man, just really bad at Fortnite.

tommy zum is a word lmfao

necalli: Tommy wanna play Fortnite, ohh wait your only plat...

tommy: flip u dude

by flyMrnugget5 March 17, 2024

Tommy Two Cents

A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.

Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.

by captain fucko March 17, 2018

iq of tommy

the iq of tommy is literally 3.

The iq of tommy is so low that hes mentally retarded

by Yeet Yaw Yeet July 13, 2018

Tommy hacker

An absolute cunt of a man who has a blonde head the shape of a monkeys ballsack. Likes to lick the little kids in parts that are not voluntarily presented to him. If you find yourself in a situation where you ever smell one of his farts, EVACUATE, because sorry man but you’re a goner. Those things can wipe out the entire earth. Also he likes his nostrils being licked so go lick his nostrils if you see him.

Look, there’s Tommy hacker *proceeds to lick his nostrils*

by SpreadingDemCheecks January 06, 2024