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Goon Trigger

An intentionally arousing image, video, or sound that provokes the thought or impulse to goon.
You: "Yo bro, did you see that thumbnail of the half naked girl on Youtube?"
Friend: "Yeah bro that was a total goon trigger."
by dointricksonit April 1, 2025
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gooning

Excessive and intensive masturbation. Typically done so for weeks on end, using methodology regarding "edging." People "goon" on a frequent or habitual basis may be referred to as "gooners," but not necessarily ubiquitously, as one may partake in gooning without a gooner lifestyle.
"Bro I'm so fucking sick of this game. GOON BREAK."

Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."

Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"

Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."
by da wong mang July 24, 2023
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Goon Time

Goon Time/Gooning

Starts from 2330 to 0500
Demon Time starts from 0200 to 0400
You can goon while demon time is active. They are supposed to overlap.
It's Goon Time, lets go down to the GoonHole.
by Neutral Pliz August 9, 2024
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Moon Gooning

Going out with Navajo Eagle Eye, blowing the head off a Buffalo, skinning an Elk, taking peyote and then gooning into the entrails whilst Eagle Eye Jelqs to supervise
Yeah me and my buds went moon gooning last night, it was a transformative experience
by BD-1's Prostate November 20, 2023
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goon revere

to make quick and effective haste,

similar to "book it" differing in only criticality of the manner
On April 18th, 1775, Paul Revere had to "goon revere" in order to warn patriot leaders in Lexington of the British.

i saw the slave patrol coming for me n i gooned revere right outta there

the boys n me had to goon revere when we seen the constable comin round that there corner
by johnRevere1 June 27, 2022
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rough goon

glueing a layer of sand paper to your hand and putting razor blades through them, then proceeding to masturbate, tearing through your male genitillia then using the blood as lube
by daveroid1 April 28, 2025
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Moon Gooning

Moon Gooning (mūn gūn-neeng), verb: to go on a ridiculous, yet highly spiritual event, with friends in an American Western setting, involving violence, sex, hunting, and/or drugs and alcohol at night
Me and the boys got some peyote and beer and went moon gooning with the Native Americans. Shot some elk and we did it over their corpses”
by JSodaPop November 19, 2023
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