Adorable stress balls usually annoyed at their parents for various reasons and into trying not to blow up earth collectively
I don't like beat cops as they eat my food and I definitely don't like riot squads as bean bags hurt but mini cops with the chocolate factory rock and roll(all kids) and should always be respected
by Cody5050 January 22, 2022

by anonymous August 29, 2021

A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy
John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs mom.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020

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The "Cop-Con" episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which is the 17th episode of Season 4, was edited by Jeremy Reuben. This episode features the precinct attending a police convention in Rochester, New York, where they get into various shenanigans.
by IDoNotMakeNoSmack March 9, 2025

When I retrieved my bags from the cost-cop, I thanked them and walked to my car.
Turns out it was Liza Koshy!
Turns out it was Liza Koshy!
by BeefGivesYouLuck._.w0w March 4, 2018

a result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making police relations possible ( by accident or on purpose ) with a member of the police force of the same or opposite sex.
The sheriff made it impossible for a citizen to report a crime because he told his deputies to not pay attention to no parking signs for his friends. He cop-blocked me.
by all american boy December 13, 2012

People just like everyone else. If you listened too closely to the media, you would believe they are either bad people or heroes, when in reality they are often getting fucked over by some of the same people as the unarmed black guys getting killed by them, all to turn people against each other and make an inflammatory situation.
Cops are not bad guys and they're not superheroes either. They're just people, the way that George Floyd, Daunte Wright, or Breonna Taylor are just people too. They're not victims of a tragedy as the grief tragedy sympathy media industry would tell you, they were just people.
by Solid Mantis April 29, 2021
