Shit Tickets

A term used when you run out of toilet paper or, halfway through a shit realize that there is none there.

DAMMIT!!! I'm out of SHIT TICKETS again!

by Slashedace April 23, 2011

Wacky-Tacky

Some cheap ass weed.

Hey man don't be smoking that wacky-tacky!

by Xanman1 April 15, 2017

'booked his africa tickets'

is crazy, loony, or on the verge of a psychotic break.

(note: this refers to civil unrest, poverty, and disease, not race in any respect.)

"don't mind his crazy behavior, he 'booked his africa tickets' months ago."

"work was so hectic today i was this' close to booking my africa tickets."

"dude, i'm about to book my africa tickets."
"girl, tell me about it- i already got mine."

by gdslittlebrother December 4, 2007

on the tick

Literally 'on the clock.' Used in regards to something with a strict time limit, especially drug deals in which you get the product for free and pay once dealt.

I bought some dope on the tick.

by dpatrickb October 15, 2008

Golden Ticket

A partner's consent to have sex

Guy 1: I got Julie's Golden Ticket!!
Guy2: So what? People tour that factory every day, if you know what I mean.

by thebetterfriend2 May 30, 2011

dick tick

Dick tick. Tick entrenched on the head of the penis. Symptoms include herpes like sore, swollen glands and inflamed itchy chode.

"Compared to my ball tick, my dick tick was a bitch."

by Dick Tick May 23, 2008

Dick tickle

The act of tickling a man's penis.
Usually done by women, some men do it too.

Man last night i was hanging out with Hannah she gave me a great dick tickle.

by Tom cruise(JESES) January 7, 2009