9 year olds

A pewdiepie subscriber

I got 9 year olds so just hold you defecation

by HoveringCat March 15, 2019

the best year ever

2018. Easily the best year of all time.

Remember 2018?
Don't you mean the best year ever?
Yep.

by misser_of_2018 November 14, 2020

New Years peeve

Anything related to irksome New Year
celebratory antics .

Look the fountains all been boarded up !.
Yep - Thats a real New Years peeve ! .

by E - FUMBLER January 1, 2009

14 year old

The age where these little shits enter Twitter and whine about everything. They always think they're right, they have a disability where they say STAN LOONA and spam certain emojis. If your child is 14 abandon them, then take them back when they've matured.

Girl: "I'm a 14 year old now dad."
Dad: "I've packed your bags 15 years ahead of time."
Girl: "At least I was planned.."
Dad: "Yeah now your fatherless."

by Onlineretard September 30, 2021

New Year Cream.

Cumming at exactly 12:00PM on the 31st of December.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Katelyn, isn't she supposed to be at the party?
Guy 2: Nah, I heard she's staying over Kye's tonight, going to try some new year cream.

by iintens December 31, 2009

Ten year old

A retarded faggot who is obsessed with saying "I like pie", yo momma jokes, and potatoes. They also insist that potato is spelled potatoe, which just proves how stupid they really are.

Tom: I raped that bitch in COD!
Zach: I raped yo momma in pokemon!
Random kid: OHHHHHHHH BURN!!!
Tom: Dude, you're acting like a ten year old.
Random kid: OHHHH HE OWNED YOU!!
Zach: Well, you're acting like a potatoe! Which IS spelled with an e on the end! BTW I like pie.
Tom: No it isn't, you uneducated fag. Why do I even talk to you?
Zach: Because I'm incredibly swag!
Tom: (Walks away)
Random kid: You'd better run!
Tom: (Beats the shit out of Zach and random kid)

by xHilarious iFunny January 11, 2015

13 year old

a annoying ball of hormones, often thinks that they are the coolest most amazing person in the world but there just an annoying little kid. usually found playing COD with there squeaky voices over the headset.

13 year old- OMG im da coolest.

everyone else- STFU kid.

by baddazoner January 6, 2011