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Wizard dick

In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.
Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.
by Creeky Joints July 28, 2024
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Tupperware Wizard

"UMass Lowell plastics majors are what some would call 'tupperware wizards'".
by LaTeXMaster October 23, 2017
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African Wizard

a magical being living in the endless forests of Africa who sells very mysterious drugs to the children who ponder into the forest.
Jafari: Yo, I heard Marquise wondered into the African wizards forest last night.
Jamal: Yuh, he said he was gonna go get some Nigeroids to help turn Daniel into a black man.
by Maq Maq January 13, 2021
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Wizard Fingers

Fingernails that have gone a while without a clipping and have grown well beyond the fingertips to take on a look convetionally considered eccentric or unkempt
You seen Dave lately? Dude looks like he's been chained to a dungeon wall all year—he's got long locks and wizard fingers now.
by QuiteRadical August 6, 2023
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Wizard Jumping

In medieval times when a sorceress pulls a train on several wizards in succession.
Agatha the sorceress had a great time at the wizard's castle. All of his wizard friends were there. Agatha pulled off the wizard jumping of her life.
by Gottapee June 18, 2022
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ice wizard

30 year old virgin that likes to call himself ice wizard
That 30 year old virgin likes to call himself ice wizard
by suki_17 November 21, 2023
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