beefy taco

a girl with a fat vagina.

Dang, you can see your beefy taco in those jeans.

by Jennabeaker February 24, 2010

Glossy Taco

a bastardization of "glossy top coat"

Holosexual #1: I just finished applying the holo glitter to my nails!
Holosexual #2: don't forget to seal it in with a glossy taco.

by HoloFish August 13, 2017

Chocolate taco

The after math of having anal sex and then vaginal sex. The dirty alternative to a cream pie. Used to describe something gross.

That chick is ugly, I mean chocolate taco.

I heard they had anal and then it was chocolate taco.

by henryhugglemonster October 12, 2014

glossy taco

If you're a holosexual and you paint your nails with holo, you put a glossy taco over your beautiful holo masterpiece.

Now it's time to put on a glossy taco.

by staceylynnnnnnnn July 30, 2017

chubby taco

A fat mexican slut.

Yo I fucked a chubby taco last night.

by g biscdick September 26, 2014

jack taco

(1) adjective: meaning nothing or empty. Used by a specific World History teacher many times, and still gets a laugh from the naive children.

(1) "The Soviets had no idea that we were coming. They knew jack taco."

by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 5, 2004

Taco Salad

When someone gets a fucking taco, and fucking shoves it into a fucking bowl of salad.

Do you want a fucking taco salad.

by williamazing12 February 22, 2017