leaky tacos

it means your vagina is DIRTY AND SMELLY!!!

man you should shower! it's like leaky tacos down there.

by arielaaaa February 06, 2009

Taco Box

For short a diseased twat

That Mexican hooker has a Taco Box.

by Thor in Shorts January 07, 2011

Taco face

When it's so cold you wrap the blanket around your face, leaving only your nose and mouth open.

My heater is on the fritz so I had to taco face it all night to keep from hypothermia

by HiLiter January 08, 2017

Stank Taco

Noun

1. A long-haired,asexual freakshow who looks as if he should be slinging tacos at a cheap drive-thru

2. A pita samich (ie the male rectum) tightly packed with fudge (sh*t) due to homosexual activity.

That perv is gonna make you a stank taco tonight.

by Snathan August 27, 2007

Taco Top

1. To add taco-like paraphernalia to the top of a taco pizza. (examples: tomatoes, lettuce, nacho chips etc...)

2. When you're at it with a chick, you take a dump on her chest (re-fried beans), add pubic hair (shredded cheese), some period blood (taco sauce), and then proceed to top it all off with your own special sauce (sour cream)The procedure is an exact replication of the"Cleveland steamer" This is all done in a manner consistent with the"chilli dog" as well, except that it requires more ingredients and a stronger stomach.

B: "hey man...the other night I was with this freaky chick and she wanted me to give her the taco top..."

P: "Really? I would have been like "sure" until she explained that she had extra "sauce" this time...freakin sick."

by fillplowchewbracca May 10, 2012

jack taco

(1) adjective: meaning nothing or empty. Used by a specific World History teacher many times, and still gets a laugh from the naive children.

(1) "The Soviets had no idea that we were coming. They knew jack taco."

by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 05, 2004

Taco Salad

When someone gets a fucking taco, and fucking shoves it into a fucking bowl of salad.

Do you want a fucking taco salad.

by williamazing12 February 23, 2017