Swamp Donkey Stalker

A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!

Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!

by 3$K August 5, 2017

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Swamp her pond

Doing cunnilingus.

Swamp her pond is Used to describe when someone does cunnilingus with a female participant
"You totally swamped her pond dude!"

by Spaghetti man - noodle stealer August 25, 2021

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Rat de swamp

Name used to describe someone who enjoys bathing in their own filth. These people have the ultimate "I don't care" attitude. They have very greasy hair and oily face. The word "hygiene" appears unfamiliar to them. They often have very few teeth by the age of 30 or sometimes no teeth at all. Not to mention, their body odor is powerful enough to make you go blind.

Synonym for Rapasse.

I'm going to Walmart today and will probably encounter a Rat de swamp.

The city bus was filled with Rats de swamps last night.

I haven't showered all weekend and I feel and look like a Rat de swamp.

by Goats February 12, 2017

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