Seattle Midget Gooning

When one cums inside of all holes on a midget then picks it up by its legs and slams it on the ground then proceeds to fuck it’s blacked out body.

Hey Eli you wanna go Seattle Midget Gooning

by DR.Sussy December 11, 2024

Ghost of the Goon

Any black Dodge Challenger that reminisces Nautica Malone and the events of the Goonicide

I saw the Ghost of the Goon on the way to school today

by escalivasen March 24, 2025

C Cleaner goon

A goon that cleans toilet pans for a living

c cleaner goon is scrubbing the toilet cleaner again

by Carlos de la Cerda April 16, 2024

Goon

A member of the gang, "Goon Squad", located in northern Utah. Goons are known for their violence and badass ways. Only way to become a goon is if your from the PV, NO, or OV hood.

If you mess with a goon, your shit will be dropped, no questions asked, end of story.

by Badassmotherfuckaniggatitsjew January 9, 2010

Goon

A really pretty douche bag

Callum is a goon

by Wonderbread123456 July 25, 2017

Not winning the gooning contest

when you are doing the opposite of winning you are not winning the gooning contest

person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet

*two hours later*

person 1 alr bro u win this time

person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest

by Curry john stone September 12, 2024

Goons

Goons are a bunch of uncouth, savage, crass, foul-mouthed, vulgar, immature, racist-epithet-uttering ogres who can't seem to say one sentence or make a single joke without using the worst of the worst profanity (or referring to some body function, bodily fluid, or body part, then giggling like a 10-year-old).

Goons are a collection of HIV+ individuals from the famous gay hook-up site somethingawful.com.

by Tempus Thales September 22, 2022