e-sex

The act in which two very close lovers mate through a private call and moan weirdly into their mics. This form of sexual intercourse is free from STD's and has a pregnancy rate of 0%., therefore, no condoms are needed during this time.
"Hey, wanna join a private call and have e-sex."
"Sure, what we doing e-doggy."
by JT mad cute July 18, 2021
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E-molest

The act in which an older individual pursues underage and impressionable children over the internet. They will then exchange e-goods and services in exchanges for the children’s nudes. (aka. kiddie porn)

See pedo and child predator
“That dude Seth e-molested nearly 20 kids and should be hung.”
by sunontop August 06, 2019
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e-errand

"I'm heading to the coffee shop for an hour to get online and run some e-errands."
by PeggyKJ January 17, 2012
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e-Cuddled

When you cuddle someone through the internet.
Jack: I just wanna be e-Cuddled.
Emily: Sure!
by kittencx January 26, 2020
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E-Learning

The system where teachers double the amount of work, and cut in half the amount of effort
Jack: Fuckin’ hate e-learning.

Jill: Honestly, these teachers doubled the amount of homework, and they don’t work hard at all
by cranberry juice is superior October 28, 2020
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e-lurk

the act of researching a person somewhat obsessively and repeatedly on the internet; involves extensive viewing of pictures and gaining of knowledge of that person's favorite things to do, closest friends, etc. typically done with a popular networking site such as myspace or facebook.
I always e-lurk a guy beofre I'll even consider starting a text relationship. I want to know as much as possible about him, but will pretend to be very surprised when he tells me about his dog, Fluffy, and his spring break trip to Panama.
by Parish July 02, 2008
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e-booty

Treasured data pirates download, usually shared between other pirates. Refers to a collection rather than individual files.
Yaargh, be bring'n ye harddisk 'roun and get ye sum e-booty
by arjo March 14, 2008
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