by Harry lewis wife July 26, 2024
Get the DONT WASTE THE MIXTUREmug. Getting so fucked up that the following happen: vomiting, blacking out, not being able to stand, cannot walk straight, feeling like death, going numb, incredible stupor.
Guy 1: Yo did you see that guy outside of the dorm last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he high fived me and went back to puking.
Guy 1: Dude he was SO WASTED.
Guy 2: Yeah man, he high fived me and went back to puking.
Guy 1: Dude he was SO WASTED.
by Outdoorsman8k August 20, 2017
Get the Wastedmug. by kankei October 11, 2022
Get the national wasted my time daymug. This is a state of inebriation when you get so drunk that you mistake a bathtub for a bed and fall asleep in a bathtub.
"She was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed."
by Mastro Lindo August 25, 2013
Get the Bathtub wastedmug. lesbian:
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.
lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.
lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.
lesbemen:
pick it.
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.
lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.
lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.
lesbemen:
pick it.
by mc ski motts the sauceman July 18, 2016
Get the energy healing waste managing reservoirmug. When your adoptive mother dumps a bottle of Chardonnay into some homemade soup without telling you and the next thing you know, you are face down in your bowl.
Mom: How’s that soup Shanda?
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!
Shanda: Mmmmph gurgle mph gurgle!
Mom: Damn, look at that, Shanda’s soup wasted!
by Papford September 29, 2021
Get the Soup wastedmug. On August 9th it’s “ They wasted my time day. Post someone or multiple people who have wasted your time all these years.
by yobitchhhass August 2, 2022
Get the National They Wasted My Time Daymug.